Total Medals Earned: 137 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,040 Points
Medals Earned: 4/18 (45/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Kill the boss without dying.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/135 points)
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Let out all your aggression.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 9/18 (215/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 25 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Find secret area 4
Complete lvl 29
Complete the game with a revive
Complete the game with a takeover
Complete 5 levels
Find secret area 3
Find secret area 5
Find secret area 2
Find secret area 1
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Complete lvl 27
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/190 points)
ARRGH
View 'ALL' drawings in the collab.
Discover HarraH's psychotic, psychedelic easter egg.
Twice the raping power!
SuperFlyCat
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!